Oh vanity, thy name is some rich motorist bastard. Or just plainly some rich bastard. Presenting another one of those useless inventions of all time - a Bentley laptop. Oh and spare us that “closest thing you can get to driving a Bentley” quip. I mean, sure, the rest of humankind wouldn’t be able own (or even ride) a Bentley unless we all get a lot of money to burn, but who would want a Bentley laptop produced by Ego.

The specs aren’t even drool worthy - 64-bit CPU with a 160 GB hard drive that runs on Windows F*cking Vista? For £10,000 ($19,920), you’d better off buying seven 17-inch MacBook Pros with that kind of money. The Acer Ferrari and the Asus Lamborghini packed more bang than this thing and those don’t cost a fortune!

I have to agree with Autoblog in their take that it looks like it’s a spiffed up George Forman Grille, because it does. Only it comes with custom stitching and a carrying handle inspired by a Bentley door handle.